Welcome to The Ignoble Gaming website! Home of the gaming clan/guild The Ignoble Order. Friends of TIO can join us on Teamspeak by following the directions below.
You can reach us on Teamspeak by using the following info:
teamspeak.ignoblegaming.com:8786
Server Password: ninja
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Our Call of Duty 4 server IP is: 207.235.77.71:28960
Our TeamFortress 2 server IP is: 207.235.77.71
It's running 24/7 2Fort4 w/ HLStatsX
What happens when rednecks shoot large weapons?
Ok, so here we have 4 rednecks shooting a .50 caliber Barrett sniper rifle into a large piece of iron in some fucked up Texan desert. How this guy didn't get Darwinized is beyond me:
I love the fucking cartoon noise it makes when it comes back and nearly takes his fucking head off. I tell you, if he would have off'd himself in a manner like that, his hand would be tired from all the autographs he'd be signing in Redneck hell.
Posted by fluffytuff on Monday, March 10 @ 19:10:19 PDT (82 reads)
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Animals rights? Give me a fucking break..
Recently, on another forum I frequent, somebody's cat got shot with some birdshot. There were the usual, "Sorry to hear that, hope he's ok." type of responses, but then there were some, "ZOMG I WOULD FIND WHO DID THAT AND SHOOT THEM AND SEE HOW THEY FEEL!!111!!11" type of responses. So I replied with a response of my own.
Calling them fucking stupid to be threatening another human because somebody's cat was digging in somebody else's trash.
The next thing you know, I'm being called all sorts of shit, and the animal rights activists are coming out of the woodwork. So I present to you, my loyal readers, what I think about animal's rights.
The moment I come home, and this happens, will be the day I believe in equal rights for animals:
Me:*walks in the door and hangs up hat*
Cat: Hey, Bill! How was your day?
Me: *sighs* You know, long day at work. What about you?
Cat: Well you know, the usual. I slept a lot, took a couple of steamy shits. I thought I heard a mouse, but I didn't check. I found this really comfortable spot on the couch. *laughs* Man, was it....comfortable.
Me: Oh yea? Want to go out for a few beers?
That will be the fucking day I give my cat the same rights as my kids. Until then, they are fucking pets and nothing more. If my cat was outside and it kept digging into somebody's garden, or trash, and that person shot at it, I'd be mad, yea, but I'm not going to take a fucking loaded gun and threaten the guy. I'll punch him in the fucking nose, but that's about it.
Some people don't have their priorities straight, and I'll be damned if they are going to push their beliefs and ideals on me. Just because that dog is your best friend, doesn't mean I feel the same way about them. Get a REAL best friend.
I swear. I wonder what the hell is going on recently with clans targetting -=TIO=- members.
Are we really bad individuals? Do we stink or something?
Some of you may be wondering what the hell I'm talking about, so I'm going to give you a breakdown of what went down on the TeamFortress 2 side of -=TIO=-.
You see, there's a server out there that's really popular. And it happens that a lot of -=TIO=- members are regulars on that server. In fact, we've had so much of a presence there, that Pornflakes has made some new friends. New friends that expressed interest in joining -=TIO=-. Now keep in mind, that Pornflakes had these new additions on his friends list already, and the recruiting was done off the server.
The CoN admins get wind of this, get mad that there's an influx of new -=TIO=- members, and bans the ENTIRE clan from the server.
So I'm writing this, still in disbelief that there are actually some admins out there arrogant enough to think that just because somebody joins their server, they stake claim on that person's entire clan existance.
All it shows, is that the admins over at CoN have sand in their pussies, and they can't handle it. There are tons of other servers out there, so we'll have to find a new home. We do have a home, after all. Now it's just a matter of populating it.
Personally, I was getting tired of owning all those clowns anyway.
Posted by Fluffytuff on Wednesday, January 02 @ 08:44:45 PST (112 reads)
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We are signed up for the TGL League
Ok guys, we are now signed up on the Tactical Gaming League as well. For those of you that don't know what this is, it's a league with about 8 teams that's invite only, that uses the tactical realism mod that |TL| uses.
I need you all to head to the Call of Duty 4 forums, and follow the link that shows you how to sign up for it.
Don't wait, do that shit now!
Posted by Fluffytuff on Sunday, December 30 @ 09:06:36 PST (87 reads)
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Drama with |TL| is squashed
Some of you may be wondering what happened to the wall of text that used to be the front page. Well, everything has been taken care of, and there won't be anymore drama between =TIO= and |TL|. So I removed those posts to make sure it's gone and forgotten.
Posted by fluffytuff on Thursday, December 27 @ 19:03:30 PST (91 reads)
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Merry Christmas =TIO=!
It's that time of the year where everyone looks forward to opening presents, and memories of waking up parents at 5am linger in the air. Merry Christmas to everyone, and may your Christmas day be filled with the joyous sounds of family.
To stay in the =TIO= spirit, I present to you, a holiday classic for the adults.
Posted by fluffytuff on Tuesday, December 25 @ 05:47:56 PST (89 reads)
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And just like that...
After pre-firing my wad, and signing us up on the TWL Search and Destroy Hardcore Ladder, I decided to take a look at the ruleset. Here's what I found:
-Settings
HardCore: On
Grenade Launcher: On
Last Stand Perk: On
Extreme Conditioning: On
Frag Grenades: On
Juggarnaut Perk: On
UAV: On
Air Strikes: On
Helicopter: On
C4 / Claymore: On
Martyrdom: On
HUD: On
Mounted Saw: On
Deep Impact: On
Hitblips: All
ACOG Perk: On
P90: On
M60: On
Friendly Fire: On (No Exceptions)
What the fuck? I pulled us out faster than a pornstar filming the moneyshot. Until TWL has pulled their collective asses out of their heads, we'll be looking into alternate ladders/leagues to play in.
Speaking of moneyshots, there's a funny story I have to tell you all sometime....
Posted by fluffytuff on Monday, December 17 @ 10:25:28 PST (99 reads)
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Attention all fucksticks!
Ok dipshits, the time has come. TWL has finally got off their collective asses, and created the 5v5 Search and Destroy Ladder. This means, I need all of you to sign up on the roster, immediately. This doesn't mean tomorrow. This doesn't mean after another game of Barbie and 12 Dancing Princesses.
This means right fucking now.
In case you have forgotton, you need to sign onto a server with punkbuster, open your console with the "~" key, and type in "pb_plist". Find your fucking name, and write down your PB GUID. It should be 8-10 characters in length.
After you have written that down, go to www.teamwarfare.com and sign in using your account. Keep in mind that your account name, and your game name have to be close. If it's not, you can easily request a name change for your account. After you sign in, edit your profile, and input a new game identifier. Put in COD4 GUID, and input the # you wrote down earlier. After you do that, find our team using the search feature (You DO know our clan name, right?) and find either the clan name, or my damn name. It'll ask you for a password to join the team. Find me on teamspeak, or anyone else that's joined, and ask them for the password.
TA DA! You're done!
Posted by fluffytuff on Monday, December 17 @ 10:01:04 PST (90 reads)
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I laughed so hard, I just had to share...
So I'm browsing the net, surfing Youtube, and I see up above, the "Who's watching what" section. So I check it out, and see the following gem. Hope you all enjoy!
Posted by fluffytuff on Thursday, December 13 @ 07:53:20 PST (95 reads)
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Call of Duty 4 reunion
So here I am, eating for lunch what could only be classified as chicken/fish/pork meat, covered in crumbs, and I started thinking back about the good ole days of playing Call of Duty with clanmates. Since CoD4 has come out, I'm beginning to wonder who is playing it and who isn't. Crazyfists, Clipsco, Bighead, Curly, Skillz, Headshot, and W00tl00ps have all come back, and there's the possibility of Reaper, and Gunner coming back as well. Salvage and Carlos are alas in other clans, but still come on Teamspeak to chat it up and frag it up some.
But what we really need is, to get the numbers like we used to back in the day, so we could play "kickball" and other clan activities. After all, we WILL be competing again in TWL, and we DO have a reputation to uphold. This generation of competitive gamers are stronger than ever, so we'll have to step it up a notch. With that being said, if there are any ex-TIO out there, read the info above to get on Teamspeak, and let's rock the house once again!
Posted by fluffytuff on Friday, December 07 @ 08:43:06 PST (92 reads)
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